Thursday, September 06, 2007

The U of A Experiment - Vote Condi in 08

No, I didn't personally take this pic of Condi. As a work of the U.S. federal government, the image is in the public domain per 17 U.S.C. § 101 and § 105.

Below is a copy of a poem I found in Modern Languages:


Condaleeza Rice I want to marry you

because you are agreeable
to vegetarians, carnivores, and vegans,
like potatoes.

Also like a potato, you are brown on the outside,
and cold white and hard on the inside.

I know you would never fuck up the laundry,
because you are an expert at segregating
the colors from the whites.

You like your Starbucks like you like your men:
Foamy milk with no coffee,
extra light and white.

If we have problems with the neighbors,
I can send you to delegate,
because you learned a thing or two from your uncle Tom,
who was also a master of listening to the problems of white men.

Condaleezza Rice if you were on the slave block,
I would buy you.....
And that is the most fucked up shit I've ever said,
but to Condi,
that shit is just dirty talk.

Vote Condi in 08,
The Experiment (

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